skimaskstockphoto:

tfw no skeleton pizza gf to shove netflix up my ass

jobhaver:

> scrolling down tumblr

> sees the words ‘FRIENDLY REMINDER’

> stops scrolling

i love seeing reminders from my friends :)

(Source: comakid)

spankmehardbarry:

me: sexe!!! xD
you: Church (:
**801939 notEs*

(Source: versaceslut)

me and my Shoegaze gf
Me: bae your hand is so loud
Her: that me reverb pedal

pablo honey rhymes with money. coincidence?

(Source: tuhree)

my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [29]

my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [29]

(Source: queenwhiskey)

hotelmario:

Slayer

hotelmario:

Slayer

Im in the backseat of a dodge neon

meme-mage:

BUUURN on amanda bieber

meme-mage:

BUUURN on amanda bieber

paddedcellsafehaven:

Skrillex uses Satans power to stop a bullet on Freaky on a Leash

paddedcellsafehaven:

Skrillex uses Satans power to stop a bullet on Freaky on a Leash