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railroadsoftware:

minivandadclub:

railroadsoftware:

I wonder what part of my personality exactly will my kids hate about me the most

that you’re always mean to us when we reblog something from you

fuck you mini van

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

anti-irl:

person w dehydrated potato powder for personality: ummm ok then haha

willyswan:

oh my god thank u all for the 100+ notes x :D

If you marry, you will regret it; if you do not marry, you will also regret it; if you marry or do not marry, you will regret both; Laugh at the world’s follies, you will regret it, weep over them, you will also regret that; laugh at the world’s follies or weep over them, you will regret both; whether you laugh at the world’s follies or weep over them, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it, believe her not, you will also regret that; believe a woman or believe her not, you will regret both; whether you believe a woman or believe her not, you will regret both. Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will also regret that; hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the sum and substance of all philosophy.

its1969forever:

WHY DO I HAVE THIS ON MY PHONE

mikemeekin:

you eggs?

polaroid420:

hanging with an old friend hmu

i used to be really cool

I’ve had it the whole time

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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Every smart character in a tv show: "It's no big deal I just recalibrated th-"
Rest of the cast: "IN ENGLISH PLEASE"
*studio audience laughter*

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

a-tongueless-talker:

Elliott Smith / Heatmiser

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